Female Secretary / Personal Assistant - Dubai - UAE

Description: I am starting a new business venture in the hospitality industry and I am looking for a secretary to help me in my endeavor to build a successful business entity. The company will be located in Dubai.

1. Since you will be the first point of contact to all my future clients, the first thing I will seek in you, is that you are presentable. You are expected to be energetic and filled with positive effervescence.

2. Your communication skills should reflect your personality, which I am expecting to be optimistic, smart, straight forward and crystal clear.

3. Your written and spoken English should be flawless.

4.Your MS office proficiency will come handy. You will be tested on MS word, MS excel and MS power point.

5. Since you will be playing a important role in a start up company, you should be well organised, and be able to prioritize and manage different tasks on a given working day.

6. You will be allowed to negotiate your remunerations, but do keep in mind, that I will be looking for someone who will deliver the value for the salary she will demand.

7. Last but not the least, after or during working hours, if time and circumstances permits, you will be my companion to share moments of physical intimacy (I am sure you know what I mean). I understand and know that no one has a perfect life, and if you are among the people in this world who is intelligent, career oriented but lack physical intimacy, and you would like fill to that void, this is the job for you.

Please respond to this ad only if you are confident to fulfill all the requirements stated above.

If you are interested in this job, please revert with an email to dubaihr12@gmail.com, attached with the following,
> Curriculum Vitae with passport size picture
> Professional Covering letter (w.r.t points 1 - 6)
> Personal information about yourself (w.r.t point 7)
> Full length photograph